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Monday, September 27, 2004

What goddess am I most like?

Okay, it's a stretch. Let's see what Women.com's quiz says:

I scored 41% Aphrodite, which means I'm charismatic, self-assured, comfortable with my body, and sexually unrestrained. Jeez. However, to find a more lasting relationship with (people), I need to add more of the goddess Hera to my life.

I'm 25% Athena, the wise counselor. This also means I guard my intimate side, which is so true, yet do I protect my emotions?

I'm 16% Artemis: "You feel complete without a man in your life." Well, I could get along without one I suppose -- there are those people who simply die unfulfilled in certain realms of their lives -- but I feel I've been looking for a mate for around 20 years. I had crushes on girls (well, at least one) when I was in first grade. Doesn't that mean anything? I think it's safe to say that I do not feel complete without a man in my life.

Now getting the RIGHT man... that's another story.

I'm 16% Hera: I tend to find fulfillment in relationships and see marriage as a permanent union of equality.

I scored 0% on Hestia (values sacred place/home/sanctuary -- my home is always a mess), Demeter (selfless nurturer and cartaker -- what, I don't like to take care of people?), and Persephone (experienced great loss and rose from the ashes -- okay, I guess my life's been peachy in the long run compared to many... Hmph).

I also took a test on Male Anatomy which was very humorous. I actually got 7 out of 10 questions correct. Odd, wouldn't you think? Suffice it to say that in high school, it sounds like it would have been better for me (and possibly for my classmates) to make us all take showers after P.E. According to this quiz, 80 percent of the male population is uncircumcised. Whatever. If you say so.

I also learned something: the reason men "turn over and go to sleep" right after orgasm is because ejaculation depletes their/our/his muscles of glycogen, i.e. body fuel. It's stored in muscle and liver tissue and broken down into glucose when needed by the body.

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