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Thursday, December 08, 2005

Which Desperate Housewife are you?

Take the 15-question quiz at ABC.go.com.

I am apparently Susan, Teri Hatcher.

If you're a man, ABC is confused as to how to term your result. You select whether you're male or female at the outset, but perhaps it would be helpful if we had the option to select "GAY MALE." I mean, the quiz asks the question "Which housewife are you?" which gay men would identify with, but then it told me "Bill is likely to date or marry Susan of Desperate Housewives!"

She's sexy, spontaneous, and quite liable to lose her clothes in some bizarre accident more than once in the course of a day. You (the husband to Susan) may be constantly applying band-aids and showing up with spare keys, but at least life with this single mom is never dull. P.S. You'll have to do all the cooking, but who's complaining?

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