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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Cue Shatner: KONNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG GGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGG!

mediabistro: FishBowlLA:

"I just got off the phone with a top distribution executive at a major studio and he says he's just discerned the main reason why 'Kong' is doing only half its potential: Women.

They're staying away in droves, according [to] the exec..."

Uh, duh.All I've heard for the last few days is MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY from MEN MEN MEN (uh, make that straight men). Guys like to see monkeys going nuts. Not to mention Naomi Watts.

Who gives a shit about Adrien Brody? Does he take anything off? Probably not... and even if he did women don't respond to that sort of stimulation.

So why, WHY, WHY, didn't somebody think of this before?

(CNN for some reason sends down dumb movie clips for "weekend box office" wraps. The clip this weekend for the winning flick only featured Naomi Watts and Jack Black talking. "So, don't refer to the ape" when writing the story, my editor told me on Sunday. Pffffft. Lame-ass CNN Newsource. They sent the same damn stupid Harry Potter clip for like three straight weeks -- Harry and Hermione talking. Why don't they send scenes showing some sort of action?)

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