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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

What A Country!

[edited 01092006]

"What A Country!" -- Yakov Smirnoff

....who took the "Latka Gravas" joke and expanded upon it about twofold, but didn't bring any of the emotional/external baggage that Andy Kaufman did.

Ever hear of the tv network Great American Country, or GAC?

Me neither. Maybe it doesn't sell in the North where country music is all set with CMT (Country Music Television).
Where THE NASHVILLE NETWORK evolved into THE NATIONAL NETWORK, and then SpikeTV, somewhere along the line GAC fell into the groove. Maybe it's on FiOS. HA!

Well, the AP reports that the network, freshly snapped up by Scripps, home to Food Network, and several other homemaking nets, is moving from Denver to Nashville. This one network, supposedly, will bring 1,000 jobs to the city.

Are you sure? You have that many program producers and staff and whatnot in house? And they're not going to move with you?

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And you know what I heard tonight while driving home on 92 PRO FM courtesy of Kerry Collins? As presented: Actress Renee Zellweger dumped divorced country music star Kenny Chesney because he's supposedly bisexual and getting too much d*ck outside the home.

Why do we care?

Probably because somebody who's famous isn't allowed to hide the fact that they're gay from people who are gay, and people who are gay want the straight world to know that the famous people who are hiding it are hiding it. I think.

Free Lance-Star's "Dishing It" column

However, here's the deal.

The rumor that will try to stick: Renee wanted kids. Kenny did not. Renee did not realize this until well after signing the marriage certificate. Renee claims FRAUD as one of the reasons for divorce.

The rumor that's dirtiest that people will like better: Kenny wanted a fake marriage to a woman because he prefers men. Renee was either fooled into believing he was in love with her or needed a publicity boost of her own. Renee did not realize either that Kenny is oriented toward men or that Kenny was not in love with her until well after signing the marriage certificate. Renee claims FRAUD as one of the reasons for divorce.

>/stupidcelebritygossip<

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