Why Jessica Can't Read
This is just here because apparently Jessica Simpson deserves every barb in the book and some not even there. Don't get me wrong. I don't root for pretty people myself. And if you tell me I'm a pretty person I will smack you because I know you're lying.
And yet I still want to get rid of my baby fat around my middle. Hmm. Remind me to pick up a pack of generic, NOT brand-name, cyanide pills, the next time I'm at CVS.
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... Scribbled by Bill T ... 4/22/2004 10:47:00 AM ...
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